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- Hello, I'm Takata. - I'm Shibuya.
- I'm Ryo. - I'm Toshimizu.
We've done a video challenging our Guinness World Record before.
I think it's a safe challenge for the world.
But the world is so big, I don't think we can win.
- You're right, we couldn't do it at all. - Yeah, we couldn't do it at all.
So we're not idiots in this world.
We're going to be the only idiots in the world.
- That's why we're aiming for the world record. - Yeah.
So if we become the first people to do this contest,
we'll definitely be number one in the world.
So this time, in order to become the first people to challenge the world record,
we each came up with a topic.
We'll do that and the other three will also challenge it.
First of all, one of us, who is the world champion, will fight against the other three.
- Of course, we want the winner to win. - Yeah.
- We can't lose out of the four of us. - No way.
After we're done, we'll really look up if that topic exists in the world or not.
- Okay. - And if it doesn't exist, we'll be number one in the world.
- And if it does exist... - No way!
- That's impossible! - It's impossible!
There are many things in this world.
Like how many spoons you can put on your face.
- Or the famous "clap your hands like this." - Yeah.
Or the number of times you clap your hands.
Even if we come up with something like that, it doesn't make sense.
That's also important.
- This time, there's a chance that we'll simply be number one in the world. - Oh...
- It's rare for us to be number one in the world. - That's true.
Let's do it in order.
- My time record is... - Yes.
The time it takes for you to add 50 extension codes in one minute and remove them.
- In one minute?! - No, no, no.
Oh, I'm sorry. I was wrong.
- The time it takes for you to connect and remove 50 extension codes. - Okay.
- I see. - Yes, yes, yes.
- That's how long it takes. - I see.
- 50 is pretty hard, isn't it? - No, it's a lot.
- It's a lot. - It looks like it's gonna be really tough in the second half.
- Well, let's try it out, shall we? - Yes.
- Yeah. - There's a lot of them!
I didn't know we couldn't prepare an extension cord like this.
This isn't the common cord in the world.
That's true.
That's a Japanese project.
There's always something like that.
But we don't know if we can do it under the same conditions after the second person, is that okay?
Oh, I see.
There are four of us.
There are 200 of us.
There are four of us.
It's rare.
I'd like to confirm something.
Is it okay if we do it like a calculation diagram?
No, it's one.
We have to do it in one, right?
Are you guys ready?
Yes.
We'll do it in English now.
Go.
Set.
Go!
First one...
Okay.
Second one...
Oh, it's fun.
It's a lot.
The male is over there, and the female is over there.
It's easier to take out the female from the mountain.
This is really good.
This is good.
Connect it! Connect it! Connect it!
Connect it! Connect it!
Oh...
It looks like it's going to break if you don't try to move it.
There are many kinds of them.
There are many kinds of them, so I think it's going to break if you don't try to move it.
I think it's going to break if you don't try to move it.
I'm tired of watching it all the time.
How are you doing?
Thank you for your hard work.
How did you feel?
It's too much garbage.
Please show me the record.
The current record is 5 minutes and 17 seconds.
You were doing it like that.
You should have done it faster.
It's hard for me to do it.
Please show me the record.
It's hard for me to do it.
Go!
There it is!
You're late!
Are you okay?
Oh, sorry. Be careful.
Your house is different.
If I were like this...
Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
Get out of there!
Don't say "hurry up"!
Shut up!
Grab it from the neck!
Grab it from the beginning!
Oh, no!
It's gonna get stuck in the outlet!
This is where it gets serious!
My arms are giving me a hard time.
Two more! Two more! Two more!
Go!
Grab it! Grab it! Grab it! Grab it!
Grab it! Grab it! Grab it!
You can do it! You can do it!
There it is!
You can do it! You can do it! You can do it!
Oh!
Thank you for your hard work!
I'm a monster!
The current time is...
Yes?
5 minutes and 32 seconds and 12 seconds!
Toshimizu wins!
But if we started like this, we couldn't do it!
I see.
We have no choice but to make a world record, so we widened it!
Yes.
This will greatly improve our record!
This cup is my target.
Here you go.
Raise your hand.
Go!
How is it?
Fold it to the left and to the right.
The eternal problem is
whether you stick it at the end of the stick
or at the corner of the stick.
There is a theory that it is easier to pull out
when you stick it in a straight line,
and it is easier to find at the corner of the stick.
There is a saying, "Stick it in and pull it out."
That's right.
Let's get started!
Pigman 3
He's in! He's in!
He's fast! He's fast!
Today's Ryo is...
Two of them are pulling at the same time!
Two of them!
What a great consenting!
He's fast! He's fast!
Is the last one okay?
The last one is a little fast.
Around here! Around here!
Here? Okay, okay, okay, okay!
Is it pulling?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Is it pulling?
What about him? What about him?
It's not pulling! It's not pulling!
FINISH!
It wasn't good that you messed up a little at the end.
It's not good.
Today's record is...
4 minutes and 1 second and 6 seconds.
He's fast!
What's up with you?!
What a great record!
He was fast!
I want to use this record as a benchmark for this world record.
Yeah.
I think Shibayu was like this, too.
Yeah.
Okay, here we go.
Our new consentor, Shibayu!
Set...
- Go! - Go!
- Now... - I see...
- Oh! - Oh!
- Which is it? - Ah! It's one!
- Hey, hey, hey! - I got it!
I should think about color management!
Should I go black, white, black, white?
If you want Gucci, you can break it.
I might have broken it.
I don't know. Can we talk for a bit?
Can you split up and give it to me?
No, I'm doing it like this.
I'll send it!
Oh, no!
Whoa!
If you mess it up, it'll be faster, but...
- Yeah... - You'll miss it.
- If you want to take it off, do it. - If you want to take it off, do it.
- I see.
- Isn't it really fast? - It's good!
- It's fast!
One in a second...
No, one in a second...
Please! Please!
Last button!
Ryo's record...
4 minutes and 24 seconds.
I lost!
So, Ryo is...
champion!
It's my first world record.
- It's my first in my life. - It's my first in my life.
You're the concenter.
But...
if only one of us knew the current situation...
If only this record existed in the world...
It might be fast.
Let's check it out.
Consultation, world record...
This competition...
Please!
- Toshii-san? - Yes? - Did you lose to Motegi-san?
- I was sleeping and didn't see it. - What?!
- What do you mean? - You're right.
I thought you'd say something like that.
- I slept with you for a long time. - Really?!
- Why did you...
turn on the concenter?
I'm really tired.
I'll let you off the hook.
From now on, we'll compete with other people's records.
So, first of all, Ryo's first world record...
- Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you!
Let's move on to the next competition!
- Next up is my world competition. - Yes!
I feel like I've done this in front of you guys before.
Huh? I'm good at this too.
It's a simple task where you have to fly as much water you put in your mouth as you can.
You can fly it however you like.
You can fly it like an octopus.
But my front teeth are so sharp...
- It's like this, right? - It's like a high - pressure washer.
It flies a lot.
It's like it can go anywhere in a bag.
You can put it in a bag and put it against a wall and it'll fly.
- Wow... - I think you can do it.
- I think you can do it.
Even if you can do it, you'll win.
- It's kind of stupid. - Yeah.
But there's a chance you can't do it.
- Are you ready? - Yes!
I'm getting really nervous.
Is the audience too close?
- Here we go. - Yes!
- Are you ready? - Yes!
Watersa...jump!
Oh!
The camera is here!
What?
I might have put it on you when you came here.
What?
I'm so sorry!
What did you do?
I'm so sorry!
That's how you lose weight!
I'm so sorry!
It was a wonderful adventure.
4.30 meters.
Oh!
How is it?
I think it's wonderful.
Next, Ryo.
Yes.
Boater the jump!
No, it's not.
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
It was this way! Wait, wait, wait!
It was flying this way!
What is it?
Current record...
4.77 meters.
Thank you!
Hey!
Wait a minute!
I see.
I see!
It's not like that!
Wow!
The skipper is good at controlling.
It was good because it was tied up.
Certainly, it was tied up.
Next, Shibata.
Third, self-defense.
Well...
I came up with a new style.
Oh!
It's a tongue-formula.
Tongue-formula!
Oh, that's it!
Yes, yes, yes!
This?
You make a tube with your tongue and hold it and fire it with a bolt.
If we lose like this, we'll finally go where the skipper is.
I'd like to go with this style.
I'll do it!
It's a boater's style!
Shibata, jump!
You're jumping a lot.
Hahaha!
That's enough!
Ready!
Oh!
Hahaha!
There was a shotgun-like power, but ...
Then, let's go! Measure, please!
smell!
Hahaha!
Wait a minute, it smells!
Water smells, doesn't it?
Water smells!
Hahaha!
What is it? What is it?
It's a poison cut, really!
Wow! Can I do it?
Let me hear it!
It really smells!
Huh?
What is this?
Hahaha!
5 meters and 22 seconds!
Hahaha!
Wow!
Hahaha!
It's a measurement and a cut, really!
It smells too much, even though it's a knife ...
I'm really sick of it!
There it is! There it is! There it is! There it is!
It really smells!
Oh! It's a conclusion! Next! Next! Next!
Come on!
Yes!
Now!
I have a desire to defeat!
I want you!
Enthusiasm is!
Don't do it too much!
Well, if it doesn't work ...
It can't be helped!
That's why ...
The second one!
Yes!
WATER THE JUMP!
Beep!
Huh?
Huh? What? What? What?
Oh, there's still some left.
Wow!
It's about in front of you.
Oh!
The worst reason.
What?
The current record is...
Yes.
3.4 meters.
Oh!
What happened?
I thought it was a little unfair to do it like this,
but I thought I could push it out.
But it was impossible at all.
I looked it up.
Yes.
The current record "water" and "mouth-to-mouth" are...
The longest time to spray water from the mouth.
The longest time!
That's dangerous!
So, the longest time is...
20-year-old Kilbel Yalga.
Yes.
He sprayed water from his mouth for 53.36 seconds.
Wow!
In the future, he would like to break the record for a minute longer than now.
A minute longer than now?
It seems like it.
I wonder why.
Hahaha!
Why do you want me to do it for a minute longer?
It's like that for everything.
Next, I...
Yes!
I'll bring it.
Yes!
This is what I prepared.
Ta-da!
Oh! Pringles!
Pringles!
It's a world-famous snack.
It's really good, isn't it?
What I brought is...
"Time to eat it with your feet".
I'm thinking of becoming a world record holder of "Time to eat it with your feet".
Like this?
Yes.
Like this?
Yes.
Like this?
Like this.
It looks really difficult.
Wow, it's difficult!
It's difficult, isn't it?
Hahaha!
I wonder if I can do it.
I can't imagine it.
I'll do it.
Yes!
Let's...
Pringles!
Thank you!
Oh, I see!
It's fast!
I have no choice but to bring it out first.
The first one is pretty hard!
Oh, I destroyed it!
Wow!
It's faster than I thought!
Let me have one!
Oh, no! It hurts!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
Let me have one! Let me have one!
Oh, this is good!
Oh, I got one!
Looking at this, I just came up with a way to survive!
I just came up with a way to survive!
What?
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Continue! Continue!
There's no next time!
No, I'm sorry!
I'll have you cut that little one that's on the floor!
Oh, really?
It's dangerous to break it!
It's difficult!
You're eating fast now, aren't you?
I'm eating fast now!
Aren't you?
Oh, it's getting smaller!
Oh!
That's it!
I ate it all!
Oh, but it might be this much!
When there is less than one piece in total, say "OK"!
Oh, that's about it!
Yes, a little more!
A little more!
That's about it!
That's it!
I've heard of it, but it's fast food, isn't it?
This is fast food.
Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow!
I'm getting hungry!
I'm looking at about one piece of meat.
I'm worried.
Which one is it?
Wow!
My mouth is full of dust.
Hahahahaha!
That's the worst word.
But...
I hate you.
Eat dust and heal!
What's wrong with you?
I don't want to see it!
Eat dust and heal!
Oh, it's over!
I'm tired.
It took a long time.
The current record is...
16 minutes and 14 seconds.
I didn't want to eat that much.
I thought it was seven or eight minutes.
It's too regrettable.
16 minutes?!
Why don't you three do it at the same time?
Let's do it together!
Let's do it!
Let's bring this!
First of all, I'll put it here and open it, right?
Hey, you're slower than me!
Oh, my God!
How did you do it?
It's not like you can do it very carefully.
Look at this!
You're opening it beautifully!
Wait a minute!
Oh, my God!
My feet are sweaty and everything slips!
Look at this ball!
Shut up!
I wiped it earlier!
If you put your feet here...
Look at me!
Shut up!
You're eating it very carefully.
Can I put my feet sweaty?
You can!
It's too much!
I can't do it anymore!
Break through!
What are you doing?
I did it!
It's so clean!
I'll do it too!
Are you okay?
I don't care!
My legs are useless!
It's good!
It's 4 or 3 times better now!
It's better than eating it with hands!
You're right!
Don't laugh at me!
I did it!
Take it!
It's too much!
I'll kill you with this!
What?
It's useless!
I'm so proud of you!
I'm not proud of you!
Die!
I'm quitting human!
I'm quitting human, too!
What's going on?!
I'm not human!
Oh, my God!
I'm not human!
What's going on?!
Ouch!
There is a potato in my eye!
What's that?!
No one has ever said that.
Chance!
What?!
Ouch!
What are you aiming for?!
I'm not human!
You're the worst human!
Shibuya-kun, finish spring!
I did it!
Then, finish spring!
Finish spring!
Time's up!
Congratulations!
Please announce the order.
10 minutes and 41 seconds.
Wow!
I lost a lot!
Shibuya-kun, 10 minutes and 20 seconds.
Shibuya-kun, 10 minutes and 15 seconds.
It was a great match!
It was a great scene!
If you aim for the world, you can't lose to humans!
It's important whether you can set a world record or not.
No way!
It can't happen.
Shibuya-kun is the best in the world.
Then, we will have the last match with Shibuya- kun!
You are acting weird.
What is it you don't think you would do today?
Huh?
I... I did it.
You did it?
What did you do?
I'm the one who did it.
You did it, Tetsuya.
Yes, I was the one who turned the camera around.
What was it?
I've done it once, but you aren't showing me your face!
Boring!
So tired!
What do you mean "boring"?
Are you ready?
Yes!
You are slow this time.
Face, nice buddy!
Ready!
Start!
I've been waiting for this.
I remembered.
Ouch! That hurt!
Ouch!
Go! Go!
Ouch!
I can't break this!
Damn it!
It hurts a little.
Ouch!
That hurts!
That's tough!
Ouch!
That hurt!
Ouch!
Go! Go!
Nice!
You're doing good!
Go! Go!
Ouch!
Take a picture!
12 pictures!
Wow!
You're number one!
Perfect!
Awesome!
I did it!
I've searched the world record of rap songs on the Internet.
I searched "rap world record" and found Eminem.
I searched "run rap".
No, no.
There was no world record of face rap.
I found it!
You're number one in the world!
Wow!
As for this world record...
I set the world record of 50 songs.
Next is "Water splash"
I set it.
Ashiprings
I set it.
Cross-section Quarry
I set it.
What?
Was it what I wanted to do?
I wanted to be number one in the world.
So, three of us and four of you were born to be number one in the world.
Recently, I've been called "fool" and "counselor".
Really?
I'm satisfied because I was too stupid.
It seems that the world record is more memorable than the world record.
Everyone, we have this world record as the official world record.
Please break it and upload it to the video.
Which one is stronger?
Please say it.
Is it okay?
We'll disappear in an instant.
That's right.
It doesn't matter if we disappear in an instant.
I'd like someone to take it away.
It doesn't matter if we disappear in an instant, does it?
I'd like someone to take it away.
I wonder if people at school will do it.
Everyone, please take these four kinds of videos to the world record.
If you post it with this hashtag, we'll delete this challenge video.
We'll delete it.
Everyone, please post it with that hashtag and break the world record.
Bye bye!
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